Don't worry, I've got you covered.
1. Not deep fried dill pickles - Minimal oil, satisfied cravings.
2. Queso fundido - Pretty much just melted cheese. Did you need another reason?
3. Vegetable marrow and blue cheese dip - Don't let the name fool you, it's basically roasted zucchini and blue cheese dip, and it's delicious.
4. Pizza grilled cheese - Your favourite pizza toppings between two slices of bread and fried. Don't forget the tomato dipping sauce!
5. Fried mortadella sandwich - Get over your fear of lunch meats and eat this.
6. Apple butter, roasted garlic, bacon, and cheddar pizza - Yes, I put all the good things on one pizza. No regrets.
7. Burnt orange cocktail - Boozy with a hint of orange and caramel.
8. Birch beer and bourbon - You could totally replace the birch beer with root beer.
9. Chocolate stout caramel sauce - Dip some fruit into it and fool yourself into thinking it's healthy!